Aih..... Sakit perut la puloksss....

Personal hygiene tu penting, tapi takyah la sampai pakai Fair N Lovely pun nak bagitau aku....
Ehehehehe.....
Apa perasaannya, 2 hari tak mandi...
Tak gosok gigi...
Ewwwww.....

Aku tak tau kenapa aku takde perasaan apa pun kat dia...
Mungkin sebab aku dah refrain diri aku, dah teach diri aku...
Not to fall to a person that easy...
Just by words....
Yes, aku admit, aku mmg suka memain ngan words....
I said things, when i don't really mean it...
I'm teaching myself, to stop that habit...
I'm learning, gimme some time...

I will develop 'that' feeling....
Bit by bit...
Better than came like lightning, and gone in a blink of an eye, kan?

Hari ini, buat pertama kalinya, aku jadi kurang ajar yang amat sangat...
Aku mengeluarkan segala kata kata kesat yang wujud dalam vocabulary hidup aku kepada seorang tua, yang bertitle HAJAH!
Sekurang kurang ajar aku, aku masih menghormati orang tua, tapi HAJAH ini sesungguhnya mencabar kesabaran aku!
Kenapa mesti menabur fitnah, menyakitkan orang yang aku sayang?
Kalau kau mahu kakak aku keluar dari rumah kau, beritahu dengan baik...
Susah sangat ke?
Kenapa mesti nak menyakitkan hati kakak aku?
Memang dasar orang tua nak mampus, macam tu la...
Wohoooooooo...........
Aku amat marah sekarang!
Harap je title HAJAH, isteri IMAM, tapi mulut, jaja satu kampung!
Lagi bangsat dari pelacur!
Padanla Allah bayar cash kat dunia, punya anak seorang penagih kronik...
Bercerai berai dengan isteri, anak terabai...
Sebab mulut kau yang bangsat itu, faham?

yesterday is a wrinkle on your forehead
yesterday is a promise that you've broken
don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes
this is your life and today is all you've got now
yeah, and today is all you'll ever have
don't close your eyes
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
yesterday is a kid in the corner
yesterday is dead and over
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
don't close your eyes
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
and you had everything to lose

Aku balik kampung Sabtu lepas, aku nampak ada khemah kat umah arwah Sidang...
Pastu, aku gi ar umah angah Siah, saja, jenjalan di waktu Maghrib...
Aku tanya la, pesal ada khemah, rupanya, Uli kawen.. Chait...
Aku tanya la, ngan sapa, orang parit 3 je katanya....
Pastu, katanya, Sahar ada, Ajis ada...
Tanya pesal aku balik lambat...
Eh, pedulik apa aku kalo diorang ada pun...
Takde effect pape pun kat hidup aku.....
Pastu kata, si Sahar dah pakai Kancil sekarang...
Series, aku tak regret pun break ngan dia dulu...
Sebab aku tau, I can't spend the rest of my life with him...
So, why waste time, kan?
Time is precious, ya' know.....

Tapi aku cam kesian gak la kat dia....
Aku call Jamal tadi, pastu Jamal cakap Sahar dah kurus sekarang....
Kata frust, sebab aku dump dia dulu.....
Sudahla wei, dia memang kurus dari azali lagi....
Takde kena mengena ngan aku pun....
Tapi, aku dump dia pun, aku still call dia lagi...
Still SMS lagi....
Bukannya aku buang terus.....

Aku kat opis nih...
Apa aku buat kat opis hari cuti nih?
Saja, nak update blog...

Going back kampung today..
Hope my ikan lundu still ada la...

How am I suppose to know that you've upgrade, bitch!
Can't u speak properly?
You don't have to shout, S.O.B!

I'm in total shock...
2 years...
I'm speechless....

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bodoh punya blogger!
Mana pegi entry aku tadi?
Memang cilakak betul la!
Terus hilang mood aku nak tulis....

Constantine
I'm waiting for you!

FIRE!

Jalan untuk kembali....

DEAD MEAT!

Kesewelan berada di mana-mana.........

aku: di mana dia
aku: anak kambing saya
Apak: bukan dah lari ker ?
aku: anak kambing saya, ada di dalam kandang
aku: eh
aku: tu anak kambing ko
Apak: ader lak
aku: anak kambing aku, baik
Apak: tuh kandang aku ler
aku: perasan ah babe
Apak: uik...
Apak: selambernye die.
Apak: kandang ko kat sebelah sane ..
Apak: tengok bebetul.. maner ader anak kambing.
Apak: mak gan bapak kambing jer tinggey
aku: ko apahal?
aku: curik kambing aku nih?
aku: beli ar sendiri
Apak: udah aku lak curik
aku: nak kene potong tangan ke?
Apak: mase bile lak aku curik
aku: tadi
Apak: anak kambing ko lompat kandang ko ler ..
aku: takdenye
Apak: sebab die nak ngurat anak kambing aku
aku: kalau dah namanya anak
Apak: ark ene..
aku: tinggi mana dia leh lompat?
Apak: aler .. cuba ko perati bebetul..
aku: weh
Apak: kandang ko tuh pun bukan nye tinggi mane rpun
aku: tolong sikit ye
aku: pagar aku tingginya 5 kaki ye
Apak: tolong aper ?
aku: kambing pun 4 je kakinya
Apak: oh ..
aku: pagar aku, ada lima
Apak: patutler
Apak: terlepas ..
aku: tade istilah ter ter kat sini ye
Apak: tinggi jer 5 kaki
Apak: tapi satu kaki kat belah bawah tak berpagar..
Apak: mmmm
aku: ko ni kenapa?
Apak: pehal lak
aku: kalau dah aku kata tingginya 5 kaki
aku: 1 kaki apanya nih?
aku: buta hurup ke apa ko nih?
Apak: tinggi tiang pagar tuh .. 5 kaki ler
Apak: pagar ko bocor ler kat belah bawah
Apak: cuba ko tengok .
aku: oi
aku: mana ada pagar bocor
Apak: yg penuh dari atas sampai keatas tuh pagar aku..
aku: ko ingat pagar aku ni, botol ke?
aku: nak bocor, bocor
Apak: ko berdiri sebelah kandang aku ler
aku: koyak mungkin
Apak: adeh ..
Apak: penat ...
Apak: die tak sedarkan ..
Apak: itu bukan kandang ko ler .
Apak: itu kandang aku..
aku: alo
Apak: kandang ko kat belah sane ler.
aku: ko tu yg kene sedarkan diri
aku: anak kambing siapa sebenarnya nih?
Apak: ah ader lak aku
aku: ha, jawab
aku: jawab
Apak: yg betina tuh aku punya..
aku: oooo
Apak: yg jantan tu memang ko punya
aku: betina je la
aku: paham
aku: paham
aku: muahahahahah
aku: sukahati aku
aku: sukanya hati aku nih
Apak: itu pasal ler aku cakap..
Apak: anak kambing ko yg memandai masuk kandang akun..
Apak: aku(
Apak: *aku(
aku: akun?
Apak: ark
aku: apa itu akun?
Apak: penat ler taip camnie
Apak: aku*
aku: hakuna matata?
Apak: mmmmm
Apak: timun and pumba
aku: bukan
Apak: bukan lagi
aku: nasik lemak selalu la ada timun
aku: wajib woooooooooo
Apak: aper kena mengena lak dgn hakuna matata?
Apak: tapi aku tak suka makan nasik lemak dgn timun

Too good to be true....

Who's Your Hip Hop Heartthrob?

Husna, your hip hop heartthrob is Eminem

No stranger to controversy, you know just how to shake things up. And like your hip hop counterpart, Eminem, you're not afraid to stick your neck out to do it. You probably want to have an impact on the world, and you know that being a little different and making people think is the way to do it.But just because you take things seriously doesn't mean you don't know how to cut loose. Quite the opposite, in fact. You know just how to channel your energy and passion into everything you do — whether you're working, partying, or playing. So keep up the good work — people are sure to listen!

Uikssss.... Mana quiz ni tau nih?
Ahahaha.... Eminem is always in my heart!

Mosquitoes do not bite. They stab. A mosquito has no jaws; when attacking a victim, it pierces it with its long proboscis and sucks the blood up through a nasal tube.

So, lepas nih takleh la kata nyamuk gigit, kena kata nyamuk tikam...
Muahahahah.....

Friendster jugak, Lennie jugak, bulletin board jugak.....

[ Last ] letter of ur FULL name?
S
[ Last ] thing you ate?
Mushroom soup
[ Last ] thing u drank?
Iced Milo
[ Last ] song you listened to?
You Make Me Sick by Pink
[ Last ] thing you did?
Talking on the phone with my bro in law
[ Last ] movie you watch?
The Incredibles
[ Last ] TV show you watch?
4400
[ Last ] person who sent you a sms?
Yusni
[ Last ] time you clean your room?
Long time ago....
[ Last ] word/phrase you said?
Ok, bye bye...
[ Last ] person who you chat with online?
Adik angkat kesayanganku, Dino....
[ Last ] person u add onto ur list?
Thanesh Kumar
[ Last ] time you shop?
Last week
[ Last ] person u think abt?
Dino
[ Last ] time u fall sick?
Hmmm... now is applicable or not?
I have a very bad flu now....
[ Last ] person u would want to see now?
Dino..... I wanted to see him so badly.... BADLY!
[ Last ] no. of ur hp?3
[ Last ] survey you did?
On barbiturates...
[ Last ] words?
Bye.. (Right?)

Aku amik ni kat dalam friendster, si Lennie letak kat bulletin board....

1.Your name spelled backwards?
ansuhlutahisaf
2. Where were your parents born?
Perak
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto yourcomputer?
MP3 - No Diggity by Blackstreet
4. Last time you swam in a pool?
PCB in Kelantan
5. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yup, primary school...
6. How many kids do you want?
4
7. Type of music you dislike most?
Like my bf said, nobody listen to techno, now lets go!
8. Do u like someone now?
Yes, and his name is Yusni (statement? Haha!)
9. Do u think she/he likes u?
Yes
10. When was the last time u felt heart?
This afternoon
11. Ever prank call anybody?
Definately!
12. Do u have a best guy friend?
Yup, my beloved Mohd Shah Ahmad
13. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving...... fly baby, FLY!
14. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Hmmm.... lemme see... my backyard? Hehehe....
15. Do you have a garden?
Ha?
16. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Menderhaka pada negara kalau tak tau nih.....
17. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Bath, at nite.... Hmmmm... Beshnya
18. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
White Chicks.. Damn funny la wei cerita nih....
19. Favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni...
20. Chips or popcorn?
Chips..
21. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Wear lip balm oni maaa... where got colors...
22. How will u get turned on?
Kiss me on my neck
23. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope
24. Orange Juice or apple juice?
Apple
25. When and who was the last person u went out on a date?
Last nite, with a fren of mine whom i love so much
26. Favorite type chocolate?
White
27. When was the last time you kissed someone?
Last nite
28. When was the last time u held someone'shands?
Last Tuesday
29. Have you ever won a trophy?
Of course
30. Are you a good cook?
Hmmmm.... Lemme see... Never burned the food i cook, kira terer ah tu, kan?
31. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
Nope
32. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite
33. Will you tell your crush that you like her?
Definately
34. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Shampoo (Head&Shoulder)
35. Ever thrown up in public?
Ewwww... Never
36. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
True love
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes
38. Can exs be friends?
Maybe, thats what im trying to do now, actually... Hmmmm....
39. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Don't remember la
40. What was the last sms u received?
Aiyak, deleted it oledi, i dun keep sms in my fon nemore....
41. What was the name of your first pet?
Abuk - a cat
42. What is in your room?
The usual la, bed, mattress, pillows, bolsters, mirror...
44. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Thinking
45. What is one thing/person you are grateful for today?
My life

coated.

What are we, exactly?
I love u so much, and you love me so much too....
I knew that, and you knew it also...
But, you want me to find a boyfriend, and you already have a girlfriend....
Eventhough, it's not even a week yet, but she called u baby.. (Hehe)
What are we?
It hurts, but decreasing from minute to minute....
And also the love...
I'm sorry...
Being with you is just for the fun of it..
Hahahah!
I'm bad, remember?
Even from the beginning....
U tried to change me, i did, for a while only...
You are so honest to me, but i always hide things from you..
I lied to you, huge.. TWICE, but you still forgive me...
I know, you love me so much..
You care about me, we need to move on, but how?
I'm sorry, but she's only for a month, 2 is tha max...
Sorry.....

everytime i close my eyes
i lock it down
ooooo i cant go on not lovin u

Penat ah......

Congratulation on your wedding this coming sunday...
Kata nak jemput, tak jemput pun?
Menipu ye?
Tak baik tau, benda elok camni, baik di war-warkan....
Tak gitu?