Just because one stupid tiny little thing, you are mad at me...
Sulking for the past 3 days....
Owh, for crying out loud, GROW UP!
You are not 13, add up another 10 years to it...

Thank god i have this to entertain me...

BIG RED BUTTON

In this world there's real and make believe...
And you seems real to me...
Are you?

John Butler Trio - Zebra

I could be loud man I could be silent
I could be young man or I could be old
I could be a gentleman or I could be violent
I could turn hot man or I could be cold
I could be just like the calm before the storm boy waiting for all hell yeah to break loose
I could be innocent or I could be guilty
Doesn't mean that I won't believe in the news so I'm singing

I could be rich like a wondering gypsy
I could be poor like a fat wallet lost
I could be the first man or I could come last
It's not who breaks the ribbon boy it's how you get across
I could be red blue black or white sunset as dark as a day boy or bright as a night
I could be the sun boy or I could be the moon
I made it from the stars boy I'm shining so bright so I'm singing

I could be asleep or i could be awake
I could be alive and a be the walking dead
I could be ignorant or I could be informed
I could lead my life man or I could be lead
I could be anything I put my mind to boy all I gotta do is be myself i have a chance
I could bring love back into my life
And share it with the world if I got some balance

He's married la, Chah.....
Dah ada anak sorang dah pun....

It's going to be a one man show la after this...
Kat kredit tu, kuar nama sorang je...
Kata handle semua, except for camera....
Hahahahahahah......

(Macam mana aku nak pau air diorang ni?)

"Joe.... joe..."
"Eh, aku ingatkan joe tadi"
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........."

Somewhere only WE know.

Love Me Butch
Love You Zulhelme

:)

Subhanallah....
2 bulan hilang, masuk lokap rupanya...
Suspek kes curi motor...
Hmmm....
I dont know what to say...
I'm speechless....

After 2 months, tetiba je muncul....
Mimpi apa?
Planet marikh berlanggar ngan bumi?
Aku call, tak angkat....
Aku sms, tak reply....
Pastu tanya nape aku senyap...
Bodoh ke, apa?

Today is my last day in Holiday Inn, Kuching..
I can't believe I'm in Kuching...
Hehe...
Bought some souvenirs for me frens and also for me love...
Signing off, coz me flight will be at 8.45 p.m
Tata, KUCHING!

Aku baca balik PM kat forum lelama dulu...
Aku simpan semuanya...
Kenangan di hari tua...

Kiddo...

Bila akak baca balik PM tu, mak aih, sakit sungguh hati akak....
Tapi kan, kiddo kan, life's funny, kan?
The table can turn in the blink of an eye...
Hmmmm....
Life goes on for the both of us, kan?
Ada nanti, ada la...
No hopes, aight?

Kenapa nak jadikan aku scapegoat?
Kalau kau dah dapat kije kat tempat lain, kenapa mesti jadikan aku alasan ko untuk berhenti?
What did I do to you?
Aku rasa aku takde wat pape pun....
Jahat sangat ke aku ni?
Ko buat aku rasa tak besh the whole day hari ni....
Nasib baik aku ada sorang adik kesayangan dan sorang sahabat yang amat baik...
Yang boleh membuat aku senyum dan ketawa kembali...

BITCH!

Kuching, here I come....

Aku tak tau nak tulis apa sebenarnya....
Speechless...
Dah 2orang aku beritahu, yg aku dah bosan...
Masuk 3 orang, mau jadi betul nih...
Aduhai....

Kenapa tak cuba?
Susah sangat ke?
Kan dah sedar sendiri, padan muka....

Kiddo.....

I really appreciate everything that you have done for me.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, really.
But this will never works. We won't work. There's no us here. There will never be us here. It's not you, it's me myself.
We better remain this way, kiddo. I am happy and you are too. I just don't wanna get hurt by you again.
EVER!
We have our own life from now on.
I love you, and I know you love me too.
But we can't be together.
And we both can't answer the question, right?
We both don't know why we can't be together.
We just can't.
Simple as that.
I've been telling myself all this while (after Japs, actually) that you are just a lil' bro, nothing more, nothing less.
That's why I was so mad at myself when I get jealous over your "dinda's" sms.
So stupid of me.
But then, I grab myself back
I remind myself, who you are actually in my heart.
But I manage to be the first person you say the three magic word in person.
You said "I LOVE YOU", to my face.
I'm great, aren't I?
I told you, i'm great.
Hahaha...
I'm the first.
And i'm very honored.
Very much honored.
I still remember the look on your face when we first met.
You didn't expect me to be me, huh?
Kiddo, this is me.
This is who I am.
What you hear and read is what you get.
You think i'm gonna be cold as a rock after I saw you?
Man, how wrong you are.
I want you to see ME.
The real ME.
Not someone else.
And that is why I said to you, just be yourself.
You, not someone else!.
Whatever it is, I love you.
So much.
And you love me too, right?
Kan kiddo, kan?
Sayang akak, kan?
We will see each other again, kiddo.
Don't worry.
This is one thing that I promise you.
And, I still owe you a pillow, kan?
;)

Itsumo sasaete kureru hito tachi ni
Higoro no omoi o ko meta Rhapsody
Appreciation na kimochi otodoke
Itsumo arigato
Honto arigato
Tatoe doko ni itatte kimi no sonzai ni kansha shiteru yo

For the people who always hold me up
I put my daily thought into this Rhapsody
Deliver my feelings of appreciation
Thanks for always
Thanks, for real
No matter where you are, I'm grateful for your presence

Arghhhhh.......
Langkawi....
Atmosphere....

HELP!

"Mak, kenapa mak tak pakai ubat yang semalam tu?"
"M A N D I.... tak mandi..."
(Owh, nak pakai ubat tu, kene mandi dulu rupanya...)
"Mak kene mandi ke, baru bolah pakai ubat tu?
(insert laughing with all your heart out here)
"Eh, bukan adik tanya mak memula tadi camana nak eja mandi, ke?"
"Mana ada, adik tanya nape mak tak pakai ubat jer..."
(Insert laugh till you cry here)
"Alaaaa adik ni, kan tu mak dah malu ngan acik"
"Hahahah.... tah hape hape tah mak ni. Mana ada adik tanya camana nak eja mandi..."

I almost die from laughing too much last nite...
Aduhai...
Memacam la kakak aku nih....

I left my body lying somewhere in the sand of time....

Well, hello there my lovely MOOD....
You really love that SWING, don't you?
No wonder you don't have the intention to ever get down from it...
Any hint?

Penat
AMAT PENAT!

Tapi aku enjoy........

ROBOTS....
Here i come!

Kalau dah selalu sangat buat hati aku sakit, lelama akan jadi immune...
Kalau aku dah immmune, maknanya aku akan ignore kau....
Kalau dah ignore, aku akan despise la jawabnya....
Pastu, kalau dah despise, in the end akan jadi salah aku....
Salah aku ke?
Who started it?

Uishhh...
Penat gila...

My Idol is on Interzon today..
The very first Malaysian Idol...
JACLYN VICTOR!

HRC last Saturday....
Really enjoy it...
So much!
I love you so much!

Watched Hide N Seek yesterday with me best pren...
The story is not bad, but not up to my standard la kot for a thriller...
Very slow.... Sekali pun takde buat aku terkejut...
Not recommended at all... Pastu, a bit spoiler gak la, sebab cerita tak abis lagi, dah tau conclusion..
Dalam bebanyak citer yang basic dia pasal MPD or now also known as Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) nih, takleh lawan Identity gak la....
Citer tu memang the superior!

INTERZON

Hmmmm......
Are those just a reasons to escape?
Or to use me up fully?

I need a vacation...
BADLY!

Im not sure bout this anymore...
Hmmmm.... I smell something fishy..
But it's okay, i wanna see how far this will go...
And who will end it...
Hopefully it will never ends....
Hopefully this is the last...

Aku rasa tak besh la hari ni....
Aku dah tak tau nak komen apa sebenarnya...
All we can do is talk, and listen to you...
The rest, its your life, its your choice...
You make the decision....
If you need advice, me n Icha will always be there...
I promise with all my heart...
Aku sayang ko, sayang sangat sangat....
Bear that in mind....
5 years, and after everything, i'm still here, kan?

So careless my mind state
But it's not my state of mind..

Want to put my tender heart it in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion

Life is wonderful...

I am 50% Asshole/Bitch.

I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck `em.

Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

Wonderful.

Ada orang tanya, nape tajuk blog aku weirdo...
Weird sangat ke aku nih?
Ntahla, aku pun tak tau nak jawab camana....
Tapi most of my friends cakap aku ni weird...
Even ada sorang classmate aku nih, masa study, kata aku ni alien....
Dia kata cara aku bercakap macam alien, cam bukan makhluk hidup kat bumi
Muahahahahha......

Earthlings to Q..
Earthlings to Q
Do you copy?

Confirm, we're moving out from here...
Most probably next week.....
Hmmmm......

This is my shoe...
And it only fits me....
Don't bother trying it on....
Thank you!

Heard bout the news last Monday actually....
Looking for Streamyx open port in that place....
We're moving out from here...
To Alam Megah, Seksyen 28, Shah Alam..
What?
Aw, come on....
Not there....
Pwease....

I'm not your typical malay girl next door..
Hahah!
Yes I'm different..
Indeed I AM!
I'm one of a kind...
And being a typical is not an option
Not for me, that is....

But hey, i can be considerate at times...
And i lurveeee learning things the hard way
Like what my beloved brother in law said to me...
When things is wayyyyy out of the control....
Hehe...
But i can be those cute lil' fairy
Flippin' wings on the flower
In your backyard garden..
You just have to know the way..
Way how you can turn me to those lil' fairy...
I won't tell you how..
Go figure!

Things are gonna change
And not for better
Don't know what it means to me
but it's hopeless, hopeless...

Got to get you home
Could be with anyone
Think of what I've done, uh
You know it all

Everything is everything
Everything is everything
The more I talk about it
The less I do control
Everything means EVERYTHING
Can't understand a word
Half of the stuff I'm sayin'

The things I do possess
Sometimes they own me too
What they gonna do to me?
It's hopeless, hopeless...

What I can't explain
I'm sure you'll get it well
Since I always wanted
I always wanted you

Everything is everything
The more I talk about it
The less I do control
Everything means EVERYTHING
Can't understand a word
Half of the stuff I'm sayin'

Riding low, riding low, riding faster
If this is what I want
Look at what it did to me
Riding low, riding low, riding faster
If this is what you want
This is what you get instead
**
Everything is everything
The more I talk about it
The less I do control
Everything means EVERYTHING
Can't understand a word
Half of the stuff I'm sayin'

Riding low, riding low, riding faster
The more I talk about it
The less I do control
Riding low, riding low, riding faster
Can't understand a word
Half of the stuff I'm sayin'

Cuti aku dihabiskan dengan bermalas-malasan di kampung....
Aku rasa besh sangat.....
Aku happy....

Aku harap ianya berkekalan...
Sampai bila bila...

I love you, I really do...
Okkk owwww.... I'm in love!

Aku happy hari ni.....

Aduhai....
Phone call tak berenti.....
Ramai sangat ke yang apply nak masuk MRSM nih?
Non-stop.....
Aku letak gagang jer, bunyik tepon...
Aku letak lagi, bunyik lagi....
Letih la wei......

This morning, on my way to work, i saw this flower that reminds me of my childhood planted along the highway. I don't know what's the name of the flower, but us, Saiful, Yin and me, we called it 'bunga pukul sepuluh'. This is because, the flower is in full bloom at approximately 10 o'clock in the morning. When i was little, (at the age of 9, not so little, i guess), me, saiful and yin will wait for the flowers to bloom. This is because, when it blooms, there will be bees flying around the flower, to suck all the honey the flower has. (SUCK, hahahaha!). Then, we will quietly walk to the flower, and closed all it's petal. Then, we will pluck the flower with the bee trapped inside the petal.

We will bring the flower close to our ear, to hear the buzzing of the bee inside it. Then, after a few minutes, when the buzzing is almost gone, we will open all the petal and let the bee fly. It's fun to see the bee fly away, in it's dizziness... Call me cruel (or even you can call the SPCA, i don't care), but hey, it's fun. It seriously is!

Grammar getting worse each day..
Hahah!

Vampire Princess Miyu

Went to have me lunch at Carrefour this afternoon...
Me have KFC for me lunch.....
Me met this muthafucka cashier at KFC....
This godamn muthafucka cashier....
Seriously tick me off...
Very slow service, and very slow response....
VERY, VERY SLOW!
Me have to repat twice, to tell him that me want strawberry drink...
And he still fill up the cup with Pepsi
Dumbass!
Retarded dumbass cashier!
Took him almost 10 minutes to get me order ready...
Hello, me ain't got all day!
Me only have 1 hour for me lunch break!
Me think he likes his manager, who happens to be a GUY...
His eyes follows everywhere his manager went....
Hello, you are working now, not flirting....
If you wanna drag, wait till the nite comes, aight?
Now, gimme me order!
Me hungry!
Me need food!

Me very angry today!
Me need to go to Alaska to cool down....

Went shopping with the very best friend of mine last Saturday....
Bought a pair of jeans and a t-shirt....
And lurveeee them both very much......
Indulging myself with good food and good entertaiment....
Hahahaha....
At least i know where my salary went to...

Adik kesayangan aku gi interview tadi.....
Gila menggelabi mamat nih....
Sekali, kene post poned ari Ahad....
Muahahahahahaha.....
All the best this Sunday, kiddo....
Love ya'

Aku malas nak bersuara atau memberi komen apa apa sebenarnya....
Tetapi apabila cerika kami sudah in sync (bukan boy band 'nsync)
Aku jadi marah, dan sakit hati yang amat sangat....
Sekarang semua sudah clear...
CRYSTAL!

Jangan assume, kalau tak tahu, tanya...
Nanti rasa bersalah yang melilit diri.....

Ingat ni Q, ingat ini selalu....

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha semua.....

Esok balik kampung, boleh bermalas malasan sebab kakak aku 2 orang balik....
Maka, jadi puteri di balik awan la aku gayanya....
Muahahahahahahahahahahahah............

YOU smoke
Am I suppose to choke?

Ahahahahahhahahaha.......

all these times ...
others saying mean nothing ...
it's your life ... never been them ...
never ...

just be yourself ...

Giler buhsan aku hari nih, sensorang jer kat opis nih...
Jawabnya, kul 5 aku dah blah ar....
Muahahahahahahahha.....

Satgi balik, wa nak layan prosperity lagi la...
Ekekekekeke.....

Sedap giler kopok Super Ring nih...
Alaaaaaa.... Apollo aku dah lemau...
Huhuhuhuhu.....

Jatuh masa malam Isnin tuhari
Hari ni baru nak bagitau aku?
Pastu menipu aku satu hari semalam...
Kerja di Lembah Beringin, ya?
Kemudian menagih kemaafan?

Call 1 - 800 - GI MAMPUS!

alamek....
masa memula bukak blogger.com tadi, kemain lagi berkobar-kobar aku nak update...
sekalinya, ampehs...
tak tau nak cerita pasal apa pun...
lapar kots...
hmmmmm..... aku makan apa je tadi?
nasik lemak for breakfast... pastu tak lunch pun...
eh, jadik banyak lak tulis...
ingat tadi nak letak .......... jer...
ikikikikikikiki.....

weirdO ? you ?
no never!!!
...
one of a kind you are ... indeed

Aku ngaku, aku nih banyak sangat tak sama ngan orang lain...
Kata WEIRDO, mana leh sama ngan COMMONERS!
(Abg ipar aku kata bukan weirdo, one of a kind la...)
Aku nih, kalau orang cakap benda tu takde, and aku dah set dalam kepala hotak aku, benda tu memang takde, kalau tetiba ko kata benda tu ada sebenarnya, and ko saja nak hide the truth, pada aku benda tu tetap TIDAK ADA!
Katalah aku apa saja, tapi kalau kau yang kata takde, maknanya takde la kan?
Jadi, buat apa mengadakan benda yang aku dah kata takde?
Lantakla orang nak kata aku hipokrit ke, poyo ke, gi mampus ar...
So, what?

Ooooooo..... Kak G , saja duk tepi tingkap, bagi saya jeles dengar bunyik angin ye, Kak G, ye?
Takpe... takpeee....Satu hari nanti, akak tengokla, sampai gak saya kat KLD...
Huhuhuhuhuhuh...... Tapi tatau la bila pulak 'satu hari' tu nak muncul.....

Rupanya batuk dan sakit tekak aku 2, 3 hari nih nak membawa ke demam...
Patutla aku rasa nafas aku panas semacam jer semalam.....
Hidung aku berair.....
Macam Mr. Martjin said, "don't get dehydrated coz of your running nose..."
Hahahahah... Funny.... Aku suka customer yang peramah dan kelakar seperti ini...
Aku rasa macam nak gi klinik, macam nak ambik MC...
Series, dada aku rasa sendat, peparu aku rasa cam kembang...
Perut aku rasa tak besh...

Laaaa..... Dah kul 1 tengahari, awak baru bangun?
Nasib baik saya call, kalau tak, sampai pukul berapa la terlajaknya tuh....
Patutla pagi tadi saya call, awak tak angkat...
Awak tido lagi ye?
Hmmmm...... Kan saya dah kata, jangan tido lambat....
Awak degil.....

unstable ... advice ... none
:D

finger ...
fingers ...

Not stable yet......
Go figure!

I got a hole in me now
I got a scar I can talk about
But some things in this world
They don't make sense
Some things you don't leave until they leave you
And then the things that you miss, you say

Tadi aku borak panjang ngan Kak Tiha...
Rindu ar ngan dia, walaupun baru jumpa masa birthday Rozza tuhari...
Patutla hati aku memanggil-manggil je nak call dia, she's going to be engaged this coming Hari Raya Haji...
Ngan Shauqi lak tuh...
Ekekekekek.....
Aku nak gi dia tunang, tapi tunang kat Terengganu la puloks...
Time raya haji, mana dapat...
Air Asia dah fully booked, bas lagi la... Mimpi jer laaa....
Pastu, lagi mau tanya aku bila....
Ahahahahahah....
Lagi seratus tahun kot?
Salah orang ar kak Tiha nih, tanya Q buat apa?
Macam tak tau jawapan yang bakal aku jawab...

Alamak, tetiba mood aku nak menulis ilang la..
Lenkali je la ye?

yeah.. that's where the truth lies..

Aku hutang Icha, Meet The Fockers...
Last Friday, aku gi tengok Kungfu Hustle kat Pyramid ngan dia jugak...
Okla citer tuh, not bad, if you are looking for a movie that can make you laugh...
Kan aku dah kata, don't expect too much from a movie...
Kalau tak reach your expectations, kan dah jadi disappointed...
Terus movie tu jadik tak besh..
Jadik macam aku, tak pernah anggap satu citer tu besh ke tidak, unless aku dah tengok..
So, aku akan enjoy movie tuh...
Cannot understand what i just type?
Ignore it, sebab aku sendiri pun cam kurang faham...
Muahahahahah.....

Hell Wants Him

It's getting harder and harder each day...
This so damn fucking hard!

*Selamat Tahun Baru .. Selamat Hari Baru .. Selamat Azam Baru .. Selamat Hidup Baru ... *
*Selamat Baru Tahun.. Selamat Baru Hari .. . Selamat Baru Azam .. Selamat Baru Hidup ... *
*Selamat ... Selamat ... Selamat ... *

Here comes the new year .. 2005 ..
2004 just a mere memories now ...
nothing good nor bad ... was there ...
just another chapter ... closed..
a new chapter started ...
let see .. where shall we be going ...
to the heart
to the mind
desires .. ambitions
either 2006 will determined

farewell 2004 ... farewell ...
the sweet momentos ... the bad omen .. .
the new finding .. the old friends
the one hurts .. the one shines...
just another chapter ... closed..
a new sheet begins...
always been always has
new year comes with new hopes ..
which will leads us ...
heart wills or mind desires ...

just another year
just another addition
just another number
will it change us ...
will it remains ...
will it be ... ???
2005 ... welcome !!!

Aih..... Sakit perut la puloksss....

Personal hygiene tu penting, tapi takyah la sampai pakai Fair N Lovely pun nak bagitau aku....
Ehehehehe.....
Apa perasaannya, 2 hari tak mandi...
Tak gosok gigi...
Ewwwww.....

Aku tak tau kenapa aku takde perasaan apa pun kat dia...
Mungkin sebab aku dah refrain diri aku, dah teach diri aku...
Not to fall to a person that easy...
Just by words....
Yes, aku admit, aku mmg suka memain ngan words....
I said things, when i don't really mean it...
I'm teaching myself, to stop that habit...
I'm learning, gimme some time...

I will develop 'that' feeling....
Bit by bit...
Better than came like lightning, and gone in a blink of an eye, kan?

Hari ini, buat pertama kalinya, aku jadi kurang ajar yang amat sangat...
Aku mengeluarkan segala kata kata kesat yang wujud dalam vocabulary hidup aku kepada seorang tua, yang bertitle HAJAH!
Sekurang kurang ajar aku, aku masih menghormati orang tua, tapi HAJAH ini sesungguhnya mencabar kesabaran aku!
Kenapa mesti menabur fitnah, menyakitkan orang yang aku sayang?
Kalau kau mahu kakak aku keluar dari rumah kau, beritahu dengan baik...
Susah sangat ke?
Kenapa mesti nak menyakitkan hati kakak aku?
Memang dasar orang tua nak mampus, macam tu la...
Wohoooooooo...........
Aku amat marah sekarang!
Harap je title HAJAH, isteri IMAM, tapi mulut, jaja satu kampung!
Lagi bangsat dari pelacur!
Padanla Allah bayar cash kat dunia, punya anak seorang penagih kronik...
Bercerai berai dengan isteri, anak terabai...
Sebab mulut kau yang bangsat itu, faham?

yesterday is a wrinkle on your forehead
yesterday is a promise that you've broken
don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes
this is your life and today is all you've got now
yeah, and today is all you'll ever have
don't close your eyes
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
yesterday is a kid in the corner
yesterday is dead and over
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed that it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
don't close your eyes
this is your life, are you who you want to be
this is your life, is it everything you dreamed it would be
when the world was younger and you had everything to lose
and you had everything to lose

Aku balik kampung Sabtu lepas, aku nampak ada khemah kat umah arwah Sidang...
Pastu, aku gi ar umah angah Siah, saja, jenjalan di waktu Maghrib...
Aku tanya la, pesal ada khemah, rupanya, Uli kawen.. Chait...
Aku tanya la, ngan sapa, orang parit 3 je katanya....
Pastu, katanya, Sahar ada, Ajis ada...
Tanya pesal aku balik lambat...
Eh, pedulik apa aku kalo diorang ada pun...
Takde effect pape pun kat hidup aku.....
Pastu kata, si Sahar dah pakai Kancil sekarang...
Series, aku tak regret pun break ngan dia dulu...
Sebab aku tau, I can't spend the rest of my life with him...
So, why waste time, kan?
Time is precious, ya' know.....

Tapi aku cam kesian gak la kat dia....
Aku call Jamal tadi, pastu Jamal cakap Sahar dah kurus sekarang....
Kata frust, sebab aku dump dia dulu.....
Sudahla wei, dia memang kurus dari azali lagi....
Takde kena mengena ngan aku pun....
Tapi, aku dump dia pun, aku still call dia lagi...
Still SMS lagi....
Bukannya aku buang terus.....

Aku kat opis nih...
Apa aku buat kat opis hari cuti nih?
Saja, nak update blog...

Going back kampung today..
Hope my ikan lundu still ada la...

How am I suppose to know that you've upgrade, bitch!
Can't u speak properly?
You don't have to shout, S.O.B!

I'm in total shock...
2 years...
I'm speechless....

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bodoh punya blogger!
Mana pegi entry aku tadi?
Memang cilakak betul la!
Terus hilang mood aku nak tulis....

Constantine
I'm waiting for you!

FIRE!

Jalan untuk kembali....

DEAD MEAT!

Kesewelan berada di mana-mana.........

aku: di mana dia
aku: anak kambing saya
Apak: bukan dah lari ker ?
aku: anak kambing saya, ada di dalam kandang
aku: eh
aku: tu anak kambing ko
Apak: ader lak
aku: anak kambing aku, baik
Apak: tuh kandang aku ler
aku: perasan ah babe
Apak: uik...
Apak: selambernye die.
Apak: kandang ko kat sebelah sane ..
Apak: tengok bebetul.. maner ader anak kambing.
Apak: mak gan bapak kambing jer tinggey
aku: ko apahal?
aku: curik kambing aku nih?
aku: beli ar sendiri
Apak: udah aku lak curik
aku: nak kene potong tangan ke?
Apak: mase bile lak aku curik
aku: tadi
Apak: anak kambing ko lompat kandang ko ler ..
aku: takdenye
Apak: sebab die nak ngurat anak kambing aku
aku: kalau dah namanya anak
Apak: ark ene..
aku: tinggi mana dia leh lompat?
Apak: aler .. cuba ko perati bebetul..
aku: weh
Apak: kandang ko tuh pun bukan nye tinggi mane rpun
aku: tolong sikit ye
aku: pagar aku tingginya 5 kaki ye
Apak: tolong aper ?
aku: kambing pun 4 je kakinya
Apak: oh ..
aku: pagar aku, ada lima
Apak: patutler
Apak: terlepas ..
aku: tade istilah ter ter kat sini ye
Apak: tinggi jer 5 kaki
Apak: tapi satu kaki kat belah bawah tak berpagar..
Apak: mmmm
aku: ko ni kenapa?
Apak: pehal lak
aku: kalau dah aku kata tingginya 5 kaki
aku: 1 kaki apanya nih?
aku: buta hurup ke apa ko nih?
Apak: tinggi tiang pagar tuh .. 5 kaki ler
Apak: pagar ko bocor ler kat belah bawah
Apak: cuba ko tengok .
aku: oi
aku: mana ada pagar bocor
Apak: yg penuh dari atas sampai keatas tuh pagar aku..
aku: ko ingat pagar aku ni, botol ke?
aku: nak bocor, bocor
Apak: ko berdiri sebelah kandang aku ler
aku: koyak mungkin
Apak: adeh ..
Apak: penat ...
Apak: die tak sedarkan ..
Apak: itu bukan kandang ko ler .
Apak: itu kandang aku..
aku: alo
Apak: kandang ko kat belah sane ler.
aku: ko tu yg kene sedarkan diri
aku: anak kambing siapa sebenarnya nih?
Apak: ah ader lak aku
aku: ha, jawab
aku: jawab
Apak: yg betina tuh aku punya..
aku: oooo
Apak: yg jantan tu memang ko punya
aku: betina je la
aku: paham
aku: paham
aku: muahahahahah
aku: sukahati aku
aku: sukanya hati aku nih
Apak: itu pasal ler aku cakap..
Apak: anak kambing ko yg memandai masuk kandang akun..
Apak: aku(
Apak: *aku(
aku: akun?
Apak: ark
aku: apa itu akun?
Apak: penat ler taip camnie
Apak: aku*
aku: hakuna matata?
Apak: mmmmm
Apak: timun and pumba
aku: bukan
Apak: bukan lagi
aku: nasik lemak selalu la ada timun
aku: wajib woooooooooo
Apak: aper kena mengena lak dgn hakuna matata?
Apak: tapi aku tak suka makan nasik lemak dgn timun

Too good to be true....

Who's Your Hip Hop Heartthrob?

Husna, your hip hop heartthrob is Eminem

No stranger to controversy, you know just how to shake things up. And like your hip hop counterpart, Eminem, you're not afraid to stick your neck out to do it. You probably want to have an impact on the world, and you know that being a little different and making people think is the way to do it.But just because you take things seriously doesn't mean you don't know how to cut loose. Quite the opposite, in fact. You know just how to channel your energy and passion into everything you do — whether you're working, partying, or playing. So keep up the good work — people are sure to listen!

Uikssss.... Mana quiz ni tau nih?
Ahahaha.... Eminem is always in my heart!

Mosquitoes do not bite. They stab. A mosquito has no jaws; when attacking a victim, it pierces it with its long proboscis and sucks the blood up through a nasal tube.

So, lepas nih takleh la kata nyamuk gigit, kena kata nyamuk tikam...
Muahahahah.....

Friendster jugak, Lennie jugak, bulletin board jugak.....

[ Last ] letter of ur FULL name?
S
[ Last ] thing you ate?
Mushroom soup
[ Last ] thing u drank?
Iced Milo
[ Last ] song you listened to?
You Make Me Sick by Pink
[ Last ] thing you did?
Talking on the phone with my bro in law
[ Last ] movie you watch?
The Incredibles
[ Last ] TV show you watch?
4400
[ Last ] person who sent you a sms?
Yusni
[ Last ] time you clean your room?
Long time ago....
[ Last ] word/phrase you said?
Ok, bye bye...
[ Last ] person who you chat with online?
Adik angkat kesayanganku, Dino....
[ Last ] person u add onto ur list?
Thanesh Kumar
[ Last ] time you shop?
Last week
[ Last ] person u think abt?
Dino
[ Last ] time u fall sick?
Hmmm... now is applicable or not?
I have a very bad flu now....
[ Last ] person u would want to see now?
Dino..... I wanted to see him so badly.... BADLY!
[ Last ] no. of ur hp?3
[ Last ] survey you did?
On barbiturates...
[ Last ] words?
Bye.. (Right?)

Aku amik ni kat dalam friendster, si Lennie letak kat bulletin board....

1.Your name spelled backwards?
ansuhlutahisaf
2. Where were your parents born?
Perak
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto yourcomputer?
MP3 - No Diggity by Blackstreet
4. Last time you swam in a pool?
PCB in Kelantan
5. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yup, primary school...
6. How many kids do you want?
4
7. Type of music you dislike most?
Like my bf said, nobody listen to techno, now lets go!
8. Do u like someone now?
Yes, and his name is Yusni (statement? Haha!)
9. Do u think she/he likes u?
Yes
10. When was the last time u felt heart?
This afternoon
11. Ever prank call anybody?
Definately!
12. Do u have a best guy friend?
Yup, my beloved Mohd Shah Ahmad
13. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving...... fly baby, FLY!
14. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Hmmm.... lemme see... my backyard? Hehehe....
15. Do you have a garden?
Ha?
16. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Menderhaka pada negara kalau tak tau nih.....
17. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Bath, at nite.... Hmmmm... Beshnya
18. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
White Chicks.. Damn funny la wei cerita nih....
19. Favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni...
20. Chips or popcorn?
Chips..
21. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Wear lip balm oni maaa... where got colors...
22. How will u get turned on?
Kiss me on my neck
23. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope
24. Orange Juice or apple juice?
Apple
25. When and who was the last person u went out on a date?
Last nite, with a fren of mine whom i love so much
26. Favorite type chocolate?
White
27. When was the last time you kissed someone?
Last nite
28. When was the last time u held someone'shands?
Last Tuesday
29. Have you ever won a trophy?
Of course
30. Are you a good cook?
Hmmmm.... Lemme see... Never burned the food i cook, kira terer ah tu, kan?
31. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
Nope
32. Sprite or 7-up?
Sprite
33. Will you tell your crush that you like her?
Definately
34. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Shampoo (Head&Shoulder)
35. Ever thrown up in public?
Ewwww... Never
36. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
True love
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes
38. Can exs be friends?
Maybe, thats what im trying to do now, actually... Hmmmm....
39. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
Don't remember la
40. What was the last sms u received?
Aiyak, deleted it oledi, i dun keep sms in my fon nemore....
41. What was the name of your first pet?
Abuk - a cat
42. What is in your room?
The usual la, bed, mattress, pillows, bolsters, mirror...
44. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
Thinking
45. What is one thing/person you are grateful for today?
My life

coated.

What are we, exactly?
I love u so much, and you love me so much too....
I knew that, and you knew it also...
But, you want me to find a boyfriend, and you already have a girlfriend....
Eventhough, it's not even a week yet, but she called u baby.. (Hehe)
What are we?
It hurts, but decreasing from minute to minute....
And also the love...
I'm sorry...
Being with you is just for the fun of it..
Hahahah!
I'm bad, remember?
Even from the beginning....
U tried to change me, i did, for a while only...
You are so honest to me, but i always hide things from you..
I lied to you, huge.. TWICE, but you still forgive me...
I know, you love me so much..
You care about me, we need to move on, but how?
I'm sorry, but she's only for a month, 2 is tha max...
Sorry.....

everytime i close my eyes
i lock it down
ooooo i cant go on not lovin u

Penat ah......

Congratulation on your wedding this coming sunday...
Kata nak jemput, tak jemput pun?
Menipu ye?
Tak baik tau, benda elok camni, baik di war-warkan....
Tak gitu?

Kalau dah asyik itu jer, aku rasa cam poyo laks...
Sekali dah la, bukannya aku tak paham...

Adui....
Nape sakit perut nih?

Dia dah ilang la, hilang dibawa angin lalu...
Gone, like gone with the wind..
Muahahhaah.....

Cam nak tukar fon la pulak...
S700i......
Complete package macam aku nak...
Sekali tengok harganya, cam nak kene pikir 2 kali la pulak...
Would i pay that much for a phone?
Hmmm......

Don't deny things if its true...
It will backfire....

You
Is where i run to
If you're gone
I have nowhere to run

Sssssshhhhhhhhhh.......
Silent!

Aku rasa cam nak nangis, cam nak marah, cam nak jerit.....
Semuanya ada!

Letih!

There's no need to upload my old archive...
Now I remember why I deleted it in the first place...
Hehe....

Hartz Chicken Buffet, Sunway Pyramid, I'm coming!

Sahabat....
Aku minta maaf sangat sangat...
Ampun...
Aku tau dah banyak kali aku mungkir janji....
Dah banyak kali kita plan, tapi asyik tak jadi....
Aku minta maaf sangat sangat...

"Aku kecik hati dah, tatau kali yang keberapa ntah, kan boleh jer tak join jamuan n jumpa aku kan? take care."
SMS ini sungguh menyentuh hati aku....
Sungguh!
Aku minta ampun, wahai sahabat...
Sahabat jenis apa aku ini, kan?
Kerjanya asyik mungkir janji....

Aku nak ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri & Maaf Zahir Batin kepada semua....